December 2009
16 posts
A Letter of Library Rage
Dear Patrons,
When you approach the music library help desk and ask for assistance, I am all too happy to help. I’ll even spend 20+ minutes looking for your rare score or CD if that’s what it takes to do my job. Really. I don’t do anything unless you ask me so please ask. However, I would like you to keep somethings in mind before you ask for assistance:
A) If you are a music...
Notes from the Landlord by Brandi Wells
In the spirit of my apartment hunting-
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The dishwasher is not purposely melting your Tupperware. It does not intentionally suck the plastic lids down to the bottom and fry them. The dishwasher is not malicious. It is not jealous of your management position at Blockbuster. It does not try on your button-up shirts while you’re at work. It doesn’t cinch your belt around its waist...
Ain't no flow chart like an Achewood flow chart...
The Sex Offender Shuffle →
One of my favorite poems by Saul Williams "
Amethyst Rocks Saul Williams what i got come and get some get on up hustler of culture i stand on the corner of the block slingin’ amethyst rocks drinkin’ 40s of mother earth’s private nectar stock dodgin’ cops ‘cause the five-0 are the 666 and i need a fix of that purple rain that type of shit that drives membranes insane oh yes, i’m in the fast lane snorting candy yams that free...