January 2010
16 posts
“A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.”
– Segal’s Law
Bunch of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said hot-shot English professor...
Subway Sandwhich Artist's Statement by Jonathan...
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This work of mine is called Sunset, though any sense of peacefulness that it conveys is ironic. I think I’ve made it obvious that the even rows of roast beef are a satirical comment on the 1931 Iowa Cow War. By referencing the unrest of the past, I comment on the uncertainty of our own times. In this way, the meat speaks to us all in a sort of bovine anthem: “We are all mad...
Title Appropriate Song For Library Work...
“This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I’d wanted all that...”
– Quentin Tarantino
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